Sunday, June 12, 2016

15 Things You Should Know About Dating A Hardcore Disney Fan


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1. We’re going to break into song. All. Of. The. Time. We’re having people over? We’ll be setting the table and singing “Be Our Guest.” We’re feeling lonely? “Part of Your World.” Heading to work? “Heigh Ho.” I could literally go on, but I’ll spare you.
 
2. We’ve tried brushing our hair with a fork (or should I say, dinglehopper). It doesn’t work well, just fyi.
 
3. Every vacation must include a trip to a Disney park, which still leaves a surprisingly long list of exotic locations. There’s Tokyo Disney, Disneyland Paris, Hong Kong….
 
4. And then going to the park isn’t a joke. If you think we’re just going to stroll around the park, getting on rides as we happen across them, you’re wrong. We made a game plan ages ago. First, we get a Fast Pass for Space Mountain, then we run and ride Indiana Jones before the line’s unbearable, then…
 
5. No matter how unsexy the meal can actually be, we will always consider spaghetti and meatballs to be the most romantic food of all time, and would be thrilled to see it on an anniversary dinner menu.
 
 
 
 



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